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Sunday, 18 February 2018

The hottest dug up love letter from Cameroon that twerked the Valentine's day


Rose means love. This is Rose

Written 28 yrs ago in Bamenda, a young love architect carved out this heart evoking letter to her love. Here it goes

GHS KUMBO,
P.O.BOX 103,
8TH JUNE 1989.

Dear Sweet Kinyuy,
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you are swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr Health there. I am also palambulating in the cold breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie Pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as i stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are fantastic and a fabulous put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxic cavity.

Darling, stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because i love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day i start by dreaming of you. Each time i see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is very veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would prostate. That is why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through a tete a tete. No hyperbole and onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

I think i have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerisation. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your piss is my mimbo, your catarrh is my butter, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now
Your slave in love
Andiensa

This hottest love letter from Cameroon expresses the true love that triggered the hearts of young lovers in Cameroon in the days of Apaga and Dina Bell caps. Can this love still exist today?

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